p0lumbers get everything, easy job, high saliry, no hours rally, i dunno how long does a plumbing job take?  hours? get paid 200pounds then go home is it? i dunno. anyway art colege, the most important one only get tiny tiny 4insh square to hand out. fuck are you sposed to do with that? rally tho rally.
anyway went to the bank, got my card back tried asking for money, they wee too buizy doing i dunno nothing, shuffling papers looking preety and clean, telling people go here go there fill this form in fill that i dunno. verryverrybuizy anyway, come back after 3pm. ok will do with stupid id's and all that noncence. got back after 3pm after taking a giant shit, i dunno angziety or sumin. i'm ok cashing a check or anything but talking noncence about shit i dunno like made up paperwork shit. anyway unfortinately mr beasley there is nothing we can do, you have incufficient funds coming into your account and as i can see here you are overdrawn by whatever it is by now.
yes your right i need money that is why i'm here,
unfortinately does not comply with regulations, standards, juristictions, transmutation, biopsy i dunno whatever they said. i thought i spoke fluent english.
but you are a bank, you have money,
would you like to take a seat mr beasley and we can have you talk to someone in the office.
ok.
well nothing we can do. you can use our phone here is the number to call.
i don't like phones.
well give it a try, i will be outside if you need anything.
ok. ringring, hello, typen fuckin numbers, yes fuckin fuck knows account numbers and that shit.
well unfortinteely we have no money to give you.
but money is made up. you can just make it up, i need money for buisiness and food and 1pound comfort washing liquid stuff.
unfortinately juristicions, health ans safety maybe i dunno whatever excuses on and on, paperwork.
yes but food and this is made up code by reptilians. and stop sending letters cut down by trees, bad for enviroment, brint me 20pound notes instead.
nonono on and on we can stop letters if you want and email you instead, would you like that? but nono no money, nono on and on.... ok we can frese charges and give you 70pounds for cheese sandwage and turkey breast both reduced but by only 40p and date goes off so whatever reduce it if ya gonna morrusons, some oranges, yes man!!! and bounty...
anything else we can do for you mr beasley?
yes homeless people, i like seeing black people, i like seeing chinese people but homeless people upset me.
well fuck juristictions. code, id whatever excuses mr beasley.
but they are in this homeless starving position cos of this made up paperwork noncence.
okok just give me 70pounds before you change your mind, i'l give them 50p.
but they are in this position and food being binned because of all this paperwork noncence.
but regulatoryation mr beasley, anything else i can help you with?
what colour panties you got on woman, where you from? you sound fit?
went to bobcenter, can i get money and buisiness help? this is not a bank, and everything is done online. ok that was quick. thank you for your help jobcentre and i just came from the bank, they sent me here. thanks anyway.