Subject for approval
Ket
 at 16:43, Oct 18:
Please access hsbc.co.uk
Ket
 at 16:43, Oct 18:
Under 'Borrowing'
Ket
 at 16:43, Oct 18:
Click on HSBC Personal Loan
ifan beasley
 at 16:47, Oct 18:
i have tried this many times bebore. it has never worked and i don't have any patience for this noncence. i need atleast 50 pounds for food and 1000-3000 pounds to pay for rent i have not paid for ages. i am not on the dole, i don't know how that works. i need some money now please. thanks.
Ket
 at 16:47, Oct 18:
I understand, Ifan. If that is the case, you will have to do it over the phone with the Lending team.
Ket
 at 16:47, Oct 18:
the number is 03457 404 404
ifan beasley
 at 16:49, Oct 18:
i don't like phones, i sound like a retard when i speak English. i don't want it in welsh either. i don't speak on the phone to my family. i just need money transferred now. please.
Ket
 at 16:50, Oct 18:
I'm sorry but you will have to go thru the lending process first before the money is transferred to your account. You may also visit a branch near you if you don't like it over the phone or online.
ifan beasley
 at 16:52, Oct 18:
this is fuckin silly, there are homeless people around needing money and you people are playing games. stop this immediately and start helping people out, now please.
Ket
 at 16:52, Oct 18:
I'm sorry Ifan but banks does not transfer money right away to people or customers without getting approved for the loan. You will need to go thru the proper process of lending.
Ket
 at 16:53, Oct 18:
It's either online, over the phone or in a branch.
ifan beasley
 at 16:55, Oct 18:
fix the fuckin online then, i have applied many times and never had anything. please don't mess around, i need food and am going to have to steal for it because banks are incapable of helping people. what is wrong with hsbc?
Ket
 at 16:56, Oct 18:
Are you getting any error messages when you try to apply online for a loan, Ifan?
ifan beasley
 at 16:58, Oct 18:
no i don't get this online noncence, i need coins with the queens face on it for food. i have applied properly many times , no error messages just retards in hsbc just declining money for people in need. please don't be a retard and give me something, please.
Ket
 at 17:01, Oct 18:
I'm sorry but you have to go thru the application process.
Ket
 at 17:01, Oct 18:
If your online application got declined when you applied, I cannot guarantee that you will get approved the next time you apply for a loan.
Ket
 at 17:02, Oct 18:
It's best if you could speak to the Telephone banking team over the phone so they can do pre checks for you and submit your application to the lending team
ifan beasley
 at 17:08, Oct 18:
i'm not doing this again, it is bad for the environment all this paperwork and very bad for my health applying all the time and getting nothing. money isn't real and food is. just give me 600 pounds and i will be happy for a bit. i am not a bad person, i am a very good person and you are giving all the money to bad people, fuckin cokeheads, pissheads and peados. i only smoke weed and do art. i don't drink and i help homeless people out when i can. please transfer soething, take some out of rich peoples accounts that just do coke or something, or invent the money out of thin air like banks do. i rally expect something this time or i will have no choice but to steal again. thanks.
Ket
 at 17:10, Oct 18:
I am sorry, Ifan but as much as I would like to help you with the money, you will really have to go thru the application process.
ifan beasley
 at 17:12, Oct 18:
no this is silly, you have the power neo, your the one. just put something in my account, blame it on me if you want. please.
Ket
 at 17:12, Oct 18:
I'm sorry Ifan I can't transfer money to your account.
ifan beasley
 at 17:14, Oct 18:
yes you can. use the computer. ask your manager how it works, do something please, i am starving.
Ket
 at 17:15, Oct 18:
I'm sorry Ifan. Please call Telephone banking team for the application process
ifan beasley
 at 17:20, Oct 18:
im sorry but i have no fuckin money to phone someone, even if it's free i'm not doing that. i need money now, with no more noncence about filling in forms or phoning or walking into a bank. i need money now or fuck sake i wil just walk into morisons to stab someone. you need safety precautions of giving everyone, homeless people everyone 200 pounds per week. if i was homeless, i might be stabing people or puthing them infront of cars and busses for money. think safety over money.   (pushin not puthing like lol!)
Ket
 at 17:22, Oct 18:
I'm sorry Ifan. Please call Telephone banking team for the application process
Ket
 at 17:23, Oct 18:
Your language/comments are not appropriate, Ifan
If you continue you'll leave me no option but to terminate this Live Chat session.
ifan beasley
 at 17:28, Oct 18:
i don't see how my language is inappropriate at all. i am just pointing out the stupidity of banks making this place, this whole planet a very dangerous place. my language is completely appropriate and nececary. i am talking about safety of people and their kids. and this is how people that have had real jobs that don't just sit infront of a computer being useless talk. please help, and help others, thanks.
Ket
 at 17:28, Oct 18:
Thank you Ifan. Take care
ifan beasley
 at 17:30, Oct 18:
so what? you are doing nothing? so i am sposed to steal from people or be violent?
 
(i have been very nice before i think and made perfect sense in previous interactions and spoken to like manager or something and they are stil being useless, playing games. homeles people can be dangerous or people with no money, in my opinion anyway.)