b my calculations and what i owe in student student loans, rent, eerything, this unique and hand carved spoon from welsh yew is worth $1,039,129.46 in order for me to buy a house, and get tools to massproduce rally cool art for you people, for free, because money isn't real, and real objects like art is. this is how you make money, enough to live on, not by full time job, by inventing real things and ripping other peole off because that is what everyone does now.  43.333% of the money i make will go towards feeding the homeless and any other charity rally. why buy this spoon? well if you have no money i am not talking to you, but if you do, this spoon is expensive, fragile and delicate like a baby only it won't wake you up in the night, no need to feed it and only a one off cost no need to pay for nappies, food and university fees when it grows up. all you need to do is keep it  safe, then in 50,100 or 700 years with advaancments n technology you will live that long, it will be worth 10bazillion dollas.
and this is how stupid we are in 2018, you are way better off in prison getting free food and shelter than being out in this open prison where they bin food right infront of you if you don't have anny made up money numbers like 1pound for a sandwage. so you might aswel be in prison with free time maybe but free food and no money worries.
to purchase this product email me at ifan.w.beasley@gmail.com