not evan or iffn or iago , twm idwal or margret, or margaret whatever, i am not bothered call me evn or susan if it makes you happy. and no not joining jahovas witneses, i remember "they should be gratefull that we even give them jobs, or tiny houses to cram yourselves in or whatever. ok you can join, you can have a wife or a house or a job, what job would you like? um fishing,by fishing i mean hunting food whenever i want, for myself, maybe couple other people if i catch enough, no not interested in doing maths or money, i dunno, i wil join i suppose if i get a castle, a wife would be nice , maybe, rules? what rules? i want to be free. i follow rules of being good, waking up the minds of the verry people who are trying their best to protect the system, carpenters lawyers, painters and decorators police fuckin every job you can make up for people. fuck you. i worked for a plumer, ok we are in an old womns house, we will try to drag it out for an hour and a half , 2 hours. you tidy my tool kit, take your time, once your finished, tidy it again, we are here for an hour min, i wil change the taps. i am charging like 30pounds per hour for you even though you are on 2.5pounds per hour, i duno that's not fair, i had lots of pay rises all the way up to 4.50 or 6.20 or whatever min wage for aprentice is. i wil charge 70pounds per hour for me. once we're done you go paint a house like an athlete, do the list by the end of the day or you are sacked, even if you are paying my mortgage and my 2 tv's i wil have in the future in the same room i have and my giant fuckin american fridge. i wil go to the bank for the rest of the day or go home, i have worked hard today. it would have been less work and easyer if i joined the army. more money too. i need a kiln and tools. i wanted to give more people free pipes aand pots, and maake money making real art like spoons thaat no one has any interest in or even knows what they are. wish i'd have seen or done spoons when i was 14 instead of 23 or whatever. i want to join boodism or hinduism or arabism, seekism, muslimism whatever sadguru is. i waant a real jesus lookalike.  whatever they all look alike to me. i am british this is how we talk about others, we are better than them. we wear shoes and siuts and eat packaged foods. we do everything right. fuck you. wel god wil give the one real religious people the earth. yes , not sure if it's jehova blinkin witneses. i am all gor the idea of it and what is written doun but i don't like white people, they , fuckin THEY make me do job, for money numbers, and take it all with paper work rules. this is my earth mothafucka and i wil let you stay here if you follow my rules. yesus verse 1 chapter 1, we formed a new religion, and i only like gr33n faces. i want a kiln to finish my pipes to give to true followers, and get rid of money maybe. please donate, this church's colection plate is here on this website. they do live and they are everywhere. anyone is welcome in my religion, however they look. no silly jobs, just look after everyone and the planet. till next time, peace, ya get me G? and i hope shakira, jlo, bwitched and all those fall down some stairs, and all the rappers get shot again. i bought your cd's , paid for your mantions, i am boarderline homeless. i am stil a big faan of everyone, all of them, wel, the ones i like, but no one has bought a spoon. or a painting. aren't you rich? havent you heard of me yet? am i living in springfield A? make money, take money, ye! man ie! who needs an ipod when you hav e upgrades? i am not mean, i am skint. i gave homeles man chrisps i got for free, even if he's not homeless. have no pennies for him. yes stil visiting foodbanks. got free food, socks toothpaste, baateries for camera and 20quid or whatevr but that goes on bred, chese, oranges, kippers, whaatever. i hve a piec of art in the gallery for a 10er and no, no one even wants to spend that. they must have giant over the top money number bills that their min wage job doesn't even pay for. spoiling us now even more at foodbanks, chrisps, daairy milk, tunaa. it's chrismas, eventhough everyday is christmas. i have met santa, st,nick, he had black hair, brown skin. not fat white or a stupid grey hair. like quantum kity only a bloke with short hair. and what does a frog have to do with christmas>? not the frog from mupet chrismas carol. reptilian maybe? raindeers make sense. people drank raind33r piss that ate amanita's for a religious experience. whatever. something on this website is worth a 10er donation. for free without something in return. not received any donations yet. i am in the red and need to get in to the black.or whatever you call it. and am still in the red owing rent, but am richer than anyone cos i have milion pounds worth of art. christmas tr33 is symbol for w33d. whatever fuck off, have a good christmas. they live and they have taken over christmas with presants and money numbers. and i want a turkey and duck every week or month, unless i go kind of vegan. amen. good day.