green and red ooooooooo those 2 colours which is on the left and which is on the right? or is it top and botom? i havent been for ages. fewkin skint init. ok jusging by our test results there is a slight improovement in your right eye but there might be a tiny dissimproovement, what is opposit of improovement again? we can see you are a better person, you have given a total of 22.02pounds 0.4euros and half a cent to the homeless, you didn't headbut the old lady for jumping infront of you in the cue. you have been walking a total of 5miles per day which is verry good judging by today's standards but only above average 20years ago or sumin. we give you a sgore of 75percent, the left eye tells us you like violent films and porn, your score did drop down to 45 percent due to the extreemeness of violence you enjoy but you also saved a cat a swan and a sheep which brings your score up to 75percent. ok but had i have had money i would have given them 20quid everytime i walk past them and my score should be 90percent now, i have not been watching any violence, at all lately, no porn at all, don't have a videophone cus that is why they have3 given us all this technology, turn us into idiocracy, so what is the rest of the planet on? 9% what 9? yes 9% they all love the news with wars and that. mr bush, obama or trump just called. mr jefferson himself? of course. wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! i duno, we are in visionairies. obama had the cool factor, definately, trump is ki nda cool maybe, i dunno, but a golfish would do just as good a job rally. shh!!!!! don't tell them too much kinda thing. no the opticians themselves don't know i don't think, but maybe. now all this definately sounds crazy. i don't know i don't watch the news do i. you have quite a vivid imagination there mr beasley. and just kids everywhere, grown up kids, ond programed kids. no one is to blame kind of. but kids aren't. animals caged to turn caged, but how you sposed to grow up when you wren't raaised. i hope i am not judged for anything i have done. i had no clue, what is this place whatever.