in today's news morisons in bangor gwynedd have atempted murder by poisoning people by handing out out of date tins and jars. over to our assintant correspondent with ifan now for more on this story.
yes nia that's right, after a previous altercation with a security guard that doesn't let anyone take any thing from the morisons food bank in bangor gwynedd, i plucked up the courage to go visit the foodbank again due to days and months of starvation. i took a tin of mushroom soup which i was looking forward to geting some vitamin b12 or whatever the fuck a pack of buiskits that may or may not have been in date and 2 pasta sauces. all 3 tins and jars were out of date dated like october 2016 if i am being genorous i think.
well ifan this isn't the first time you've found something out of date there is it?
no nia your right, i have previously goten a jar of sauce that was out of date and just said fuck it and ate it, it was good i think but i was starving, but nothing as drastic as these 3 tins and jars i have had verry recently like yesterday.
well ifan that's terrible, was there anything else in the foodbank you could have taken?
no nia not rally it was empty and completely empty the day before i think.
well ifan what do you expect to do about the situation after this atempted murder of the mass population of the people of bangor?
well nia, i expect something to e done about this, maybe check the daates of everything handed out in shops especially when they're handling food and i expect a maassive fine to close down morisons so i can have a place to sleep and start a woodcarving art gallery buisiness in there. i think maye they should have people in bee siuts or nasa to come in and despose of hazardous chemicals like out of date food. i was left with the jars to get rid of clogging up recycling bins and out of date fuckin food to dispose of. some financial penalty steps should be taken to ensure this type of retardation with such a big supermarket where everyone goes. they should not be aallowed to dump shit on homeless people or whoever. i should have insurance money from them and the whoe fuckin building. back to you nia in the studio.
ok thanks ifan. well more sillyness from supermarkets, i think maybe ifan you should just fill up a basket with fresh food that god intended for the people for free and just walk out of there without paying if they can't put real food in the foodbanks. i don't think the police should have a say in the matter with them being so buizy with real crimes and that. a look now at the weather with benazachga. she is fit. havent watched the weather in ages.