bard people are bald because they are crazy angry bad people. there are 2 different kinds of bald people, red faced bald peopl and normal people that just go bald. joe roegan is bald because he is a red faced darth vader controling man bald. he is not a 100percent good persn so god said i cast the who justtalk about but do not do my work properly out of my garden and mark them with baldness. you can't just get russel brand on talk about some hipy shit about how people can change the world and then finish the conversation and go back to taking steroids and drinking kale and playing doom. no need for hair transplants that don't work, god wil let your hair grow back if you share your wealth and buy a spoon. oh no don't you keep your good luck to yourself, i know you got a problem, i see it in your eyes dododododododo buy a spoon. i won't be keeping the money, all the money wil go to a nice little indian woman or afgan or whatever wherever she's from that's come over here to this shithole in banga hoping for aa eter life or doncaster or liverpool or wherever she is buing all these fuckin houses up. joe roegan you have a fuckin porce and a bentley and a rols royce or a fuckin tesla green energy possbike whatever, you have a meditation pod thing a 50grant tv a smoothie machine and an expensive kitchen, marble red lamp thing and that. whatever you need to buy a spoon too. you need to spend more time with joe diaz smoke some weed and lay off the roids a bit for your hair to grow back. eddie bravo isn't bald because he is a beter person telling the truth  about the world being flat. ronnie cleman is bald because he has a full time job as a bloomin policeman to go along with his bodyuilding in a country where police men aren't nice to black people, he has a reason to be bald. some people are bald anyway for no reason, maybe anyway like lee syatt and mighty mouse. mighty mouse must be a bit of a loony hothead tho to be winning every single fight, must be a waackadoodle a bit maybe, lee syatt is bald probably from stress, working hard keeping things together, focusing on making this world a beter place, i duno, might not be a good person, think he is but stressed from moving things with his mind maybe like aeroplanes, incase yall didnt know how they rally fly, it's all down to people like him, enough to make anyone bald rally, all that telecaneces.telewhateveryouspellit. gregg valentino is bald cos he is a ramblin freak, just his job, won't say anything bad bout him, incase he makes an aeroplane come down on me, he has his middle finger on his third eye, he knows what's going on, even if he doesn't. joe diaz isn't bald cos he's not as bad a person as joe roegan, maybe. most people are bald for being bad, just astrotheology. just science. my dad and my brawd are bald and have red faces cos they are angry tits and work too hard, they need to quit. i am not bald cos i am nice. britney spears went bald cos she felt sorry for you even though you are bad people for not buying paintings or spoons , smoking weed with homeless people or giving them chrisps or money. britney grew her hair back, no reason you cant. the lord wil givth and takeuth away. amen, my housemate is bald but he is cool, just unlucky maybe, or iduno might have the ability to flip his shit, some bald people have magik powers. amen.